JESPER has invited GORO to a Private Chat.

[j3sper]

ok do it. arrest me right now, detective. if that's what you're here for let me see it. unless you're bluffing, of course.

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[deeplypersonal]

While I try and break out of this room to come and cuff you, how about you tell me a bit about your crimes? You mentioned a heist?

[j3sper]

Sure, sure, but once you step foot in this room I'll shoot both your hands so you can't cuff anything. I hope you can dodge, but I never miss, haha! :) The heist was excellent, it was an art heist for a one of a kind painting. A merch was bragging to everyone about having the tightest security system in the country, designed by Grisha apparently. It was NOT tight, actually. Or tight enough, I guess, but definitely not the tightest place I've ever been if you know what I mean. ;)

[deeplypersonal]

Art theft, huh? That's a classic. The playboy thief is probably my favorite kind. ;)

And I don't miss either. I guess we'll have to see who draws first, right?

[j3sper]

You're in luck then, because hearts are actually my favorite thing to steal. You sound like you have experience, were you lying about your naughty side then?

I'll draw first, by the way, I always do. There's not a sharpshooter in the universe faster or better than me. But I guess you'll see when you break in here, hm?

[deeplypersonal]

I could be lying about a lot of things, you know. Guess you'll have to ask your magic goat, huh?

[j3sper]

Oh, I KNOW you're lying about a lot of things. I don't need my magic goat to tell me that.